趣图：不伤害女友的五种分手方式

译者 jiangyh

Breaking up with someone is the worst. They get all sad and start crying. Then they’re like, “But I thought you loved me.” Awkward! Who wants to deal with that? Not me. Here are five fool-proof ways to kick someone out of your life without having to watch them turn into an emotional wreck. Note: Although these all say “girlfriend,” they’re sure to work on boys, too.

　　向恋人提出分手是件再糟糕不过的事情，他们会顿时被悲伤包围，泪水汹涌，然后可能会哭诉“可是我以为你爱过我”之类的蠢话……这也太尴尬了吧！有谁会想要承受这样的结局呢？反正我不想。为此，下面提供了五种傻瓜式的分手方法供君选用，帮助你把那个人从你的生活中赶走，而且不必面对他们瞬间哭泣崩溃的模样。温馨提示，虽然图中特指“女友”，不过这些招数在男友身上也同样适用。