七夕快乐喔～～

虽然说是这样但是也完全不知道有什么方式可以庆祝的，就来一起唱欢快的歌曲吧！> <

在新浪那边也发过一次了，在这边也留一份的说XD

今年TONY奖最佳音乐剧《摩门经》里的一首《Hasa Diga Eebowai》，随便翻译了一下歌词方便推广XDD

 这是原曲地址，请对照观看XD

(上文：主角和朋友是摩门教的信徒，他们被派到乌干达传教。看见当地一副绝望的状态都很沮丧，这时候当地的向导开始安慰他们。）

向导：在非洲这块，我们有一个口头禅。当你遇到倒霉的事情的时候，我们就一甩手说“HASA DIGA EEBOWAI”

主角：HASA DIGA EEBOWAI？

向导：我们就靠说这个来度过这些苦逼的日子。到处都是战争，贫穷，饥荒……不过一说这个就让人觉得好些啦！

(唱）

食物总是不够吃
HASA DIGA EEBOWAI

街上都是饿死鬼
HASA DIGA EEBOWAI

HASA DIGA EEBOWAI x2

主角：哟这听起来还挺文明的

朋友：意思是不是说今后再也不用担心了？

向导：差不多！

(唱）

好多天都没下雨了(HASA DIGA EEBOWAI）

我们当中80％都有艾滋(HASA DIGA EEBOWAI）

很多年轻女孩子都经过割礼，[bi－－]都被割掉啦(唉～喔～）

（女声唱）

所以我们向天喊

HASA DIGA EEBOWAI

HASA DIGA EEBOWAI x2

向导：你们也来试试，站起来，抬头看天，把这辈子遇到的倒霉事情都喊出来

(唱）

朋友：行李被人偷走了 (HASA DIGA EEBOWAI）

主角：飞机拥挤公交慢 (HASA DIGA EEBOWAI）

向导：当全世界都和你过不去，你不知道该找谁发火(唉～喔～）
尽管朝天比出中指，骂死那个[bi－－] 

主角：等等，你说什么？

朋友：HASA DIGA EEBOWAI x3 发音是这样没错吗？

主角：呃不好意思我问一下，这句话到底什么意思？

向导：喔这个……EEBOWAI的意思是上帝，HASA DIGA的意思是[bi－－]，所以用英语说起来大概就是[bi－－] 你上帝！

HASA DIGA EEBOWAI

主角：什么！？

(唱）

向导：当上帝[bi－－]你屁股的时候 (HASA DIGA EEBOWAI）
你就要反过去[bi－－]他的[bi－－]

HASA DIGA EEBOWAI x2

主角：等等先生，你真的不应该说这种话。世上的事情其实没那么可怕的。

向导：喔是吗？你看看这个叫Mutumbo的小[bi－－] 。这家伙上周差点就[bi－－]了一个婴儿

主角：什么！？为什么？

向导：这个部落里有些人觉得和处女[bi－－] 就能治疗艾滋。但是现在处女已经剩的不多了，所以就有人打起了婴儿的主意。

主角：这……这太可怕了！

向导：对吧！

(唱）

他是屠夫，他有艾滋
她是老师，她有艾滋
他是医生，他有艾滋
她是我女儿，她有…………我高贵的血统。她是我世上的唯一，你们要是敢对她动手……我就把我的艾滋传给你们！

（齐唱）

要是不相信我们说的，就在这里住一阵

看你们的亲戚朋友一个个死光光，HASA DIGA EEBOWAI

HASA DIGA EEBOWAI

[bi－－] 你上帝的后面前面和上面 *3

[bi－－] 你的眼睛！

[bi－－] 你上帝的后面前面和上面 *3

[bi－－] 你另外那只眼睛！

HASA DIGA EEBOWAI * N

原文

MAFALA
In this part of Africa, we ALL have a saying – whenever something bad happens, we just throw our hands up to the sky and say HASA DIGA EEBOWAI!

ELDER CUNNINGHAM
Hasa Diga Eebowai?

MAFALA
It's the only way to get through all these troubled times. There's war, poverty, famine...but having a saying makes it all seem better!

There isn't enough food to eat.
Hasa Diga Eebowai.
People are starving in the street.
Hasa Diga Eebowai.
Hasa Diga Eebowai!
Hasa Diga Eebowai!

ELDER PRICE
Well, that's pretty neat!

ELDER CUNNINGHAM
Does it mean no worries for the rest of our days?

MAFALA
Kind of!

We've had no rain in several days. (HASA Diga Eebowai!)
And eighty percent of us have AIDS. (HASA Diga Eebowai!)
Many young girls here get circumcised,
Their clits get cut right off. [bi－－]Way oh!)
And so we say up to the sky
Hasa Diga Eebowai!
Hasa Diga Eebowai!
Hasa Diga Eebowai!

Now you try. Just stand up tall, tilt your head to the sky, and list all the bad things in YOUR life.

ELDER CUNNINGHAM
Somebody took our luggage away. (HASA Diga Eebowai!)

ELDER PRICE
The plane was crowded and the bus was late. (HASA Diga Eebowai!)

MAFALA
When the world is getting you down,
There's nobody else to blame. [bi－－]Way oh!)
Raise a middle finger to the sky,
And curse his rotten name.

ELDER PRICE
Wait, what?

ELDER CUNNINGHAM
Hasa Diga Eebowai!
Hasa Diga Eebowai!
Am I saying that right?

ELDER PRICE
Excuse me, sir, but what EXACTLY does that phrase mean?

MAFALA
Well, let's see...'Eebowai' means 'God', and 'Hasa Diga' means 'FUCK YOU'. So I guess in English it would be, "Fuck you, God!"
Hasa Diga Eebowai!

ELDER PRICE
What?!!

MAFALA
When God fucks you in the butt. (HASA Diga Eebowai!)
Fuck God back right in his cunt. (HASA Diga Eebowai!)

Hasa Diga Eebowai! [bi－－]Fuck you, God!)
Hasa Diga Eebowai! [bi－－]Fuck you, God!)

ELDER PRICE
Excuse me, sir, but you should really not be saying that. Things aren't always as bad as they seem.

MAFALA
Oh, really? Well, take this fucking asshole, Mutumbo, here. He got caught last week trying to rape a baby.

ELDER PRICE
What!? Why?

MAFALA
Some people in his tribe believe that having sex with a virgin will cure their AIDS. There aren't many virgins left, so some of them are turning to babies.

ELDER PRICE
But...that's horrible!

MAFALA
I know!

(HASA Diga Eebowai!)
Here's the bucher, he has AIDS.
Here's the teacher, she has AIDS.
Here's the doctor, he has AIDS –
Here's my daughter she has A...
...Wonderful disposition.
She's all I have left in the world.
And if either of you lays a hand on her –
I will give you my AIDS.

If you don't like what we say
Try living here a couple days.
Watch all your friends and family die.
Hasa Diga Eebowai!
Fuck you!

Hasa Diga Eebowai!
Fuck you, God, in the ass, mouth, and cunt-a
Fuck you, God, in the ass, mouth, and cunt-a
Fuck you, God, in the ass, mouth, and cunt-a
Fuck you in the eye!

Hasa Diga Eebowai!
Fuck you, God, in the ass, mouth, and cunt-a
Fuck you, God, in the ass, mouth, and cunt-a
Fuck you, God, in the ass, mouth, and cunt-a
Hasa – fuck you in the other eye!

Hasa Diga Eebowai!
Fuck you, fuck you God
Hasa Diga Eebowai!
Fuck you, fuck you God
Hasa Diga Eebowai!
Fuck you, fuck you God

Hasa Diga!
Fuck you God!
In the cunt!