轻松一刻:现实世界中最搞笑的广告
The World’s Funniest Real Ads
现实世界中最搞笑的广告
Believe it or not, these ads actually found their way into newspapers all over the world:
信不信由你,下面这些广告确实以其独特的方式进了全球各大报纸的专栏。
Braille dictionary for sale. Must see to appreciate.
出售盲人字典。必须用看的方式才可欣赏!
FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything.
某所有者出售:大英百科全书全套,共45卷。八九成新,售价1,000美元,也可议价。暂时不需要。本人于上周末结婚,妻子精通百科。
Help wanted, singer for rock band. Must be female or male.
急聘:摇滚乐队歌手一名。必须是男的或女的。
For sale, Hope Chest, brand new, half off, long story.
出售:嫁妆箱一个,全新,五折出售,里面有说不完的故事。
Help wanted, adult or mature teenager to baby-sit. One dollar an hour.
急聘:临时保姆一名,成年人或成熟青少年均可。每小时一美元。
Lost: small brown poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.
寻物启事:寻棕色小狮子狗。找到之后必有重谢。小狗绝育,就像我们家的一份子。
For sale: a quilted high chair that can be made into a table, potty chair, rocking horse, refrigerator, spring coat, size 8 and fur collar.
出售:高脚椅子一把,中间缝有棉垫儿,可改为餐桌、座便器、摇摆木马、冰柜、春装外套(8号带毛领)。
Four-posted bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.
四腿儿床一张,床龄101岁。古董收藏爱好者的首选。
Wanted: Part-time married girls for soda fountain in sandwich shop.
招聘:快餐店冷饮专柜聘兼职已婚女子。
Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
炸药厂招男士一名。须愿意经常出差。
Christmas sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to- find person.
圣诞节大拍卖:手工礼品,专为稀客准备。
Wanted, man to take care of cows that does not smoke or drink.
急聘:招母牛饲养员一名,男,不抽烟不喝酒。
Three-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.
幼儿园招聘具备3年幼儿教学经验的(英文是Three-year old)教师一名.有经验者优先考虑。
Wanted. Widower with school-age children requires person to assume general housekeeping duties. Must be capable of contributing to growth of family.
招聘:单亲母亲带多个学龄儿童,需保姆一名,负责日常家务。保姆须有能力为家庭发展做出贡献。
Tired of working for only $9.75 per hour? We offer profit sharing and flexible hours. Starting pay: $7 -- $9 per hour.
您是否厌倦了每小时仅赚9.75美元的工作?我们为您提供利润分成的弹性工作制。起薪:7-9美元/小时
Our sofa seats the whole mob and it’s made of 100% Italian leather.
我们的沙发可坐形形色色的人,是100%的意大利皮具。
Full sized mattress. 20 year warranty. Like New. Slight urine smell.
足尺床垫,20年保修。至今宛如新生。略有尿味儿。
Nordic Track $300 hardly used, call Chubby.
北欧轮胎,售价300美元,丰满如新。
Joining nudist colony! Must sell washer and dryer $300.
加入裸体主义群体吧!洗衣机、烘干机均售300美元。
Open house body shapers toning salon free coffee and donuts
开放参观日: 女士紧身裤、梳妆台、免费咖啡、甜甜圈儿。
Found: dirty white dog. Looks like a rat... been out while. Better be reward.
寻物启事:寻外相较脏的白狗一条。相貌酷似老鼠……转眼丢失。找到后必有重谢。
Exercise equipment: Queen Size Mattress & Box Springs - $175.
出售健身器材:大号气垫&拳击手套---一口价175美元
ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER.
老年痴呆康复中心,让痴呆病人留下难忘的记忆。
Free Yorkshire Terrier: 8 years old. Hateful little dog.
免费领取约克郡犬:8岁。小狗,面目可憎。
Free puppies: ½ cocker spaniel, ½ sneaky neighbor’s dog.
免费领取幼犬:1/2的英国曲卡犬血统,1/2的邻家赖狗血统。
Free puppies: part German Shepherd, part stupid dog.
免费领取幼犬:一半德国牧羊犬血统,一半笨狗血统。
German Shepherd, 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Free.
德国牧羊犬,体重85磅,已绝育,说德国话。免费。
Snow Blower for sale…only used on snowy days.
出售清雪机……仅能在雪天使用。
Bill’s Septic Cleaning: “We Haul American-Made Products."
比尔家的废品处理店:“我们托收美国造的产品。”
Cows, calves never bred…also 1 gay bull for sale.
出售未曾下崽的母牛……与同性恋公牛各一头。
Nice Parachute – Never opened. Used once.
精美降落伞一个----未曾打开过。只用了一次。
Hummels – Largest selection ever. "If it’s in stock, then we have it!"
赫梅尔运动服---今日货源充足。“假如有存货,我们就会拥有它。”
1 man, 7 women hot tub. $850/offer.
可容纳1个男人和7个女人沐浴的热水浴缸,仅售850美元。
Shakespeare’s Pizza. Free chopsticks.
莎翁比萨饼,免费提供筷子。
Harrisburg Postal Employee Gun Club.
哈里斯堡邮局员工的射击俱乐部
Tickle-Me-Elmo, still in box, comes with its own 1988 Ford Mustang, 5L, Auto, Excellent condition $6800.
全新智能埃尔莫娃娃一个,与状况良好的1988年生产福特野马汽车一起出售,仅售6800美元。
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