1. 总在幻想征服英文并不积极付诸行动,一脚踩油门一脚踩刹车!看到因为积极行动而有所收获的人就会产生不平衡,找各种理由和借口为自己开脱,不仅影响自己一生,也影响下一代和周围亲密的人的一生。
2. 虽然能够有所行动,但总愿意投机取巧,迷信广告做的多的培训机构,迷信速成,迷信老于世故故弄玄虚的培训从业人员;到处浪费时间烧香拜庙找方法,其实方法就在你身上。
3. 经常过度幻想成为英文高手后自己的人生会如何如何,过度相信英文会给自己带来命运的转机;观念改变人生,英文只能对成功起到辅助作用。
4. 经常迷恋于一两部好来乌的影视作品,忽略阅读英文原著; 阅读范围不够宽广,用英文获取知识而不是娱乐的时间投入不多。
5. 经常死啃一本又老又烂的教材,不知道每天阅读英文报纸杂志和使用网络促进学习的无穷乐趣。
6. 中国人典型的学习英语形象是清晨手捧书本大声朗读。其实带着耳机或收音机同步跟读的几乎找不到。从眼看文字到大脑转换成声音符号用嘴传出来和用耳朵获取声音符号然后再用嘴将声音符号传出来,这两个方式应该都重要,而且后一种方式更接近我们学习母语的方式。难道没了文字书本我们就学不了英语了吗?
7. 为什么要学习那么多连英国人美国人之间都很难懂的俚语?俚语是地区性的而且是消亡最快的。我们学习英语是目的博取洋人一笑,还是在国际谈判桌上展现我们的智慧?
8. 经常嘲笑日韩和印度人的英语发音;刻意追求英文发音的字正腔圆,忽略了英文口语的流利,连贯和内容的深度和广度。
9. 为什么在中国一定要强调练习英语口语还有听力?聋哑英语在国内有什么不好?我们为什么要在中国给越来越多的英美和国际背包客创造那么多的就业,发财和泡妞机会?即便在未出国前听说为零的人士出了国耳朵和嘴巴也能快速进步起来,反倒是那些中国留学生们却因为英语的读写花着大钱遭着洋罪!
10. 过分热爱英语而不是利用英语; 过分将英语当成母语来学而不是将英语当成外语来学; 过分相信通过喝咖啡和说英语能够将自己的黄色皮肤漂白;过分相信自己具有能够驱除中西文化的碰撞和隔阂的能力!
选自大耳朵英语
Joke of Today
Three bats
Once there were three bats. They lived in a cave surrounded by three castles. One night the bats made a bet to see who could drink the most blood.
The first bat comes home one night and has blood dripping off his fangs. The other two bats are amazed and asked how much blood he had drunk.
The first bat said, "See that castle over there? I drank the blood of three people." The second bat goes out on his night and comes back with blood around his mouth. The other two bats are astonished and ask how many people's blood had he drunk. The bat said, "See that castle over there. I drank the blood of five people."
The third bat goes out on his night and comes back covered in blood. This was totally amazing to the other two bats. They ask how much blood he drank. The third bat said, "See that castle over there?" and the other bats nod. "Well," says the third bat, "I didn't."
作者:每日英语
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