如此彪悍的英译水平……就算你过了四六级也伤不起

“我绝不嫁给你”——你会怎么用英语表达呢？看看你的英语水平属于哪一级。
高中水平：I will never marry you．
高考水平：Never will I marry you．
四级水平：You are the last man I am willing to marry．
六级水平：Under no circumstances will I marry you．
GRE水平：If you were the last man in the world,
I would definitely remain single．
大神水平：If you were to marry me,
I would go to the temple．
If the sun rose in the west,
I would marry you．
I will marry anybody but you．
I can suffer anything but marrying you．
烈女水平：If you were to marry me,
I would jump to the water/river/lake/sea/well．
五毛水平：If Li Gang were your father,
I would marry you．
╯＿╰。……。对于英语我就一文盲……乃们伤不起……

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